11/29/2009

Top Ten Tiger Woods One Liners Written on Twitter (because we all need a little comedy first thing Monday morning;0))

        


 1.           1.      Headline: “ Angry Wife Chases Tiger into the Woods”

2.           2.  I didn’t know a 4 Iron can be used as the Jaws of life

3.           3.  Mrs. Tiger Woods just did her Tweet Cloud for past four days. Most popular words are Kill, Castrate and 50%.

4.      4.  Tiger Woods must have been fading when he hit that tree and fire hydrant!

5.      5.  Lucky for Tiger Woods, his wife has a hook in her swing and not a slice.

6.            6. The new EA Game Tiger Woods will involve dodging the angry wife in nightdress swinging at you? Must avoid the fire hydrants and trees while driving backwards.

7.            7. First time Tiger couldn’t drive 300 yards.

8.            8. Difference between Tiger Woods hitting a wedge and driving an Escalade? He can back up the wedge....

9.        9. Breaking News: Tiger Woods has just signed on to be spokesman for Safelite Auto Glass...

10    10. Cadillac brings out the black in Tiger, Asian in him caused him to hit the tree--- Wanda Sykes




Bonus ( We all need a little bonus every now and then)    
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I Insert your Joke HERE"................................."


    Enjoy!


    Chuck 


Nov 29, 2009 1:20:00 PM | Rants

3 Comments

Kw

What does Tiger have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Swedes.

Posted by: Kw | 12/01/2009 at 07:50 AM

Blogging Real Estate in NoVa

Now that's funny I don't care who you are!!!

Posted by: Blogging Real Estate in NoVa | 12/01/2009 at 08:02 AM

Chipper

Caddy Advice:

Better keep the putter in the bag.
A hole in one is always better than 13.
I hope you kept the tiger cover on the driver at least.

Posted by: Chipper | 12/11/2009 at 01:45 AM

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